Increasing Number of Sexual Assaults at GVSU Causes Outrage

My phone starts buzzing in the middle of class. Another email from GVSU about a sexual assault on a student. This is the fourth one this month and things are getting worse.


College campuses need to get their shit together. Contrary to popular media sources, those who are conservative actually do care about women. Don’t get me wrong I will never be for abortion, but women shouldn’t be afraid to walk around their campus in fear of being raped.

GVSU decided to have an open discussion about the issue. Yeah ok, because talking about sexual assaults will stop the mother-truckers. Get real. We need to be smart ladies. These girls (and guys for that matter) need to stop walking alone at night. Grab a friend and some pepper spray! Don’t walk into the woods in the middle of the night because that is the start of a scary movie that we all don’t want to be in.


And don’t even get me started on the clown epidemic. Be smart people!

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